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carpe carne.

by Harpoontang

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When the Fahrenheit gets low That’s when I get the high Pharamoans Santa’s comin with a load That’s when I get the Jolly Jolly Elf Jones Hit me right up the Chimney Zone cus Santa’s Comin, wear a rubber Santa’s comin, wear a rubber Santa’s Comin, Wear a rubber You gotta wrap it up Wrap it up He knows where you been but you don’t know where he’s been Wrap it up. He knows where you been but you don’t know where he’s been Wrap it up. So you can slide up my chimney Slide up my chimney Slide up my chimney Jingle me down Slide up my chimney Bells are fuckin ringin Slide up my chimney Ding on my ding dongs I wanna tap that Ginger Snap (CRUNCH!) And I can get get Ruld-off Oh Horny Night! When Santa goes muff diving you can slide up my chimney Slide up my chimney Slide up my chimney Jingle me down Slide up my chimney Bells are fuckin ringin Slide up my chimney Ding on my ding dongs
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hymen back 01:45
Don’t wanna holla back Just give me my Hymen back Don’t wanna ride in yo hatch back Just give me my Hymen back So what? You’re the Quarterback? Just give me my Hymen back Just give me my Hymen back Just give me my Hymen back I gotta biggity bong sack and she’s riding on my back I’m handing out the goodies to the ladies snack shack I was a square ass fool packin' meat after school But then I saw Gina’s ‘Gina in the swimming pool She took off my drawers, I got on all fours She told me team Zebra and I liked it fo sho Fo sho I liked it for sho yes I did yes I did cus Cus life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long If your goin my way I wanna ride it all night long Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long If your goin my way I wanna ride it all night long Don’t wanna Holla back……Just give me my Hymen back Don’t wanna ride in yo hatch back Just give me my Hymen back So what? You’re the Quarterback? Just give me my Hymen back Just give me my Hymen back Just give me my Hymen back
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cock rock 01:45
cock rock you bask in sweat and puke, it's sexy you wear a pleather suit, now ball me you call me up tonight and I'm horny lost my juice in a pillow fight instead let's go bowling raser sharp teeth, raser sharp teats, I'm like a baby in a baby cage rev it up, rev it up, erection. your teeth sink through my flesh, I'm screaming your beard is just the best, Abe Lincoln my momma's freaking russian and I'm spunky that rock looks just like a duck so go on, put it on, and quack me. raser sharp teeth, raser sharp teats, I'm like a baby in a baby cage rev it up, rev it up, erection. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah……. I'm like a baby in a baby cage I'm like a tiger in a tiger rage I'm like your balls when they're out to play I'm like a human in the anal stage (Ooooooooo) I'm like a baby in a baby cage I'm like a tiger in a tiger rage I'm like your balls when they're out to play I'm like a human in the anal stage raser sharp teeth, raser sharp teats, I'm like a baby in a baby cage rev it up, rev it up, rev it up, rev it up, rev it up, rev it up, rev it up…. mazoltov fun?! fun. big fun. blessings.

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released December 18, 2010

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