carpe carne.

by Harpoontang

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released 18 December 2010

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Track Name: jingle me down
When the Fahrenheit gets low
That’s when I get the high Pharamoans
Santa’s comin with a load
That’s when I get the Jolly Jolly Elf Jones
Hit me right up the Chimney Zone cus
Santa’s Comin, wear a rubber
Santa’s comin, wear a rubber
Santa’s Comin, Wear a rubber
You gotta wrap it up Wrap it up

He knows where you been but you don’t know where he’s been
Wrap it up.
He knows where you been but you don’t know where he’s been
Wrap it up.

So you can slide up my chimney
Slide up my chimney
Slide up my chimney
Jingle me down
Slide up my chimney
Bells are fuckin ringin
Slide up my chimney
Ding on my ding dongs

I wanna tap that Ginger Snap (CRUNCH!)
And I can get get Ruld-off
Oh Horny Night!
When Santa goes muff diving

you can slide up my chimney
Slide up my chimney
Slide up my chimney
Jingle me down
Slide up my chimney
Bells are fuckin ringin
Slide up my chimney
Ding on my ding dongs
Track Name: hymen back
Don’t wanna holla back
Just give me my Hymen back
Don’t wanna ride in yo hatch back
Just give me my Hymen back
So what? You’re the Quarterback?
Just give me my Hymen back
Just give me my Hymen back
Just give me my Hymen back

I gotta biggity bong sack and she’s riding on my back
I’m handing out the goodies to the ladies snack shack
I was a square ass fool packin' meat after school
But then I saw Gina’s ‘Gina in the swimming pool
She took off my drawers, I got on all fours
She told me team Zebra and I liked it fo sho
Fo sho I liked it for sho yes I did yes I did cus

Cus life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long
If your goin my way I wanna ride it all night long
Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long
If your goin my way I wanna ride it all night long

Don’t wanna Holla back……Just give me my Hymen back
Don’t wanna ride in yo hatch back
Just give me my Hymen back
So what? You’re the Quarterback?
Just give me my Hymen back
Just give me my Hymen back
Just give me my Hymen back
Track Name: cock rock
cock rock

you bask in sweat and puke, it's sexy
you wear a pleather suit, now ball me
you call me up tonight and I'm horny
lost my juice in a pillow fight
instead let's go bowling

raser sharp teeth, raser sharp teats,
I'm like a baby in a baby cage
rev it up, rev it up, erection.

your teeth sink through my flesh, I'm screaming
your beard is just the best, Abe Lincoln
my momma's freaking russian and I'm spunky
that rock looks just like a duck
so go on, put it on, and quack me.

raser sharp teeth, raser sharp teats,
I'm like a baby in a baby cage
rev it up, rev it up, erection.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
ah, ah, ah, ah…….

I'm like a baby in a baby cage
I'm like a tiger in a tiger rage
I'm like your balls when they're out to play
I'm like a human in the anal stage (Ooooooooo)

I'm like a baby in a baby cage
I'm like a tiger in a tiger rage
I'm like your balls when they're out to play
I'm like a human in the anal stage

raser sharp teeth, raser sharp teats,
I'm like a baby in a baby cage
rev it up, rev it up, rev it up, rev it up, rev it up, rev it up, rev it up….

mazoltov
fun?! fun. big fun. blessings.